You Know You're ____When....Tumblr (3.0; @youknowyoure-when)http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/dear tumblr,<p>I am not typing this with my hands. I am using my phones Siri. I love my new iPhone. I&#8217;m such a loser.</p> <p><br/> hahahahahah. kbye.</p>http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/11510764967http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/11510764967Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:16:51 -0400You know you're dark when someone says they didn't see you last night &they're serious.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/292179620http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/292179620Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:39:12 -0500You know you're fat when you think your bed got smaller.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/243144809http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/243144809Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:15:19 -0500You know you're fat when you, for some reason, bump into things you never did before.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/243143232http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/243143232Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:13:34 -0500You know you're lazy when you try to cheat in PE, & you know you're stupid when you think you'll get away with it.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/242312812http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/242312812Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500You know you're fat when you have a blender in your bedroom.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/242312183http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/242312183Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:29:28 -0500You know your a failure if you've never seen the movie UP.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/242005794http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/242005794Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:49:52 -0500You know you're fat when the fattest person in the world calls you a fatass.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241185129http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241185129Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:57:45 -0500You know you're fat when you drink two sips of communion wine.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241182232http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241182232Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:54:23 -0500You know you're fat when the airline requires you to buy two tickets for a flight.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241177961http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241177961Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:49:34 -0500You know you're fat when the scale says "Error."http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241173685http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241173685Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:44:00 -0500You know you're fat when you're on webcam & everyone you're webcamming says that you're fat.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241040181http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/241040181Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:33:25 -0500You know you're fat when someone tells you that another person died, & the only thing that goes through your mind is, "churro."<p>@indybobindy</p>http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240998939http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240998939Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:56:14 -0500You know you're fat when you look at a person & the first thing you think is, "bacon."<p>@meegasm &amp; @jetleeha</p>http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240996296http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240996296Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:53:00 -0500You know you're fat when you're eating & you get so excited to swallow that you forget to chew.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240616120http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240616120Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:37:20 -0500You know you're fat when the brightest light in your house is your fridge light.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240588941http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240588941Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:07:05 -0500You know you're fat when you say, "Mmm" for a thisiswhyyourefat post.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240582705http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240582705Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:59:53 -0500You know you're fat when you say, "I haven't eaten since breakfast," & it's still morning.http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240570600http://youknowyoure-when.tumblr.com/post/240570600Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:45:00 -0500