You Know You're ____When....

You know you’re fat when the scale says “Error.”

You know you’re fat when you’re on webcam & everyone you’re webcamming says that you’re fat.

You know you’re fat when someone tells you that another person died, & the only thing that goes through your mind is, “churro.”

@indybobindy

You know you’re fat when you look at a person & the first thing you think is, “bacon.”

@meegasm & @jetleeha

You know you’re fat when you’re eating & you get so excited to swallow that you forget to chew.

You know you’re fat when the brightest light in your house is your fridge light.

You know you’re fat when you say, “Mmm” for a thisiswhyyourefat post.

You know you’re fat when you say, “I haven’t eaten since breakfast,” & it’s still morning.

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