You Know You're ____When....

dear tumblr,

I am not typing this with my hands. I am using my phones Siri. I love my new iPhone. I’m such a loser.

hahahahahah. kbye.

7 months ago

You know you’re dark when someone says they didn’t see you last night &they’re serious.

2 years ago

You know you’re fat when you think your bed got smaller.

2 years ago

You know you’re fat when you, for some reason, bump into things you never did before.

2 years ago

You know you’re lazy when you try to cheat in PE, & you know you’re stupid when you think you’ll get away with it.

2 years ago

You know you’re fat when you have a blender in your bedroom.

2 years ago

You know your a failure if you’ve never seen the movie UP.

2 years ago

You know you’re fat when the fattest person in the world calls you a fatass.

2 years ago

You know you’re fat when you drink two sips of communion wine.

2 years ago

You know you’re fat when the airline requires you to buy two tickets for a flight.

2 years ago
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